AbiNational

Ready for the most random questions known to quiz history?
I’m pretty sure this isn’t the most random quiz… we shall see

Last person you showered naked with?
Um… It was over a year ago, I’m mentioning no names

Your best friend has sex with your ex, what happens?
I should be angry, but I doubt I would be

What happened last time you got drunk?
Me and Sally raided a kids playground in our Pyjamas

Have you taken off someone’s pants recently?
Maybe…

Do you bite your toe nails?
Ew, no! Plus they’re like really thick, they’d break my teeth!

If someone said to you “nice ass” you say?
Nothing, just walk away

Your friend kisses the boy/girl you like, what do you do?
Friend?!

Last thing you said out loud?
“Ouch”, I’m sewing

Last time you laughed your head off?
Saturday, when I tripped into the living room

What do you want right this second?
Dunkin’ Donuts Hazelnut flavour coffee, it’s what I always want but never have

How are you sitting?
On my bed, legs out in front of me

Can I have your number?
No

Your mood?
Indifferent

Do certain alcohols make you have different emotions and what?
Beer makes me argumentative

If you could change one thing this year about your life would you?
Plenty, but it all led to where i am now, so probably not

Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
Nope, there’s not one I don’t talk to

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
My Mum

Did you sleep alone last night?
Yes :(

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
I was in a relationship this time last year

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
If only…

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
No, as long as it isn’t stupid amounts - keeping that answer

Do you find piercings attractive?
Um… not really bothered. My boyfriend has none, but I dated a body piercer once, so…

What were you doing last night at midnight?
Sleeping

Waiting for something?
Yes, Friday! :D

Was yesterday terrible?
Nope, except the bit when The Boy left on a train

Did you accept or reject your last friend request?
Probably reject, had a few randoms recently

First middle and last name please?
Abi Regina Felangie Banana-Hammock

Whats your favorite number?
13

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I need my hip tattoo covering up soonish

Who is your last received call from?
The Boyfriend

Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
I sure hope so

How many cigarettes have you smoked today?
No idea, I’m on the roll ups, probably like 10?

Do you have a hard time admitting you’re wrong?
Nope

Have you ever kissed underneath the stars?
Of course

Do you like potato chips?
Meh, they’re ok

Do you give out second chances way to easily?
Yes, all the time

Ever stayed up all night on the phone?
Not ALL night, but until the wee hours, yes

What were you doing at 10:00 this morning?
I was at work

What did you do last night?
Re-did the pink in my hair, tried to have a bath, hot water ran out, boiled the kettle about 6 times and had a lukewarm bath

Explain why you last threw up?
Alcohol I believe

What cell phone company do you use?
o2

Have you text voted for an American Idol?
No

Hot tea or Iced tea?
Hot! I’m British don’t you know!

What was the weather like today?
Wet, windy & miserable

Where did your last hug take place?
Mum’s living room

What are you excited for?
Friday! Costume time!

Last person you spoke to?
Brother, as he was leaving the house

Are you ticklish?
Ish

Are your ears pierced?
Yeah, 4 times

Bar soap or body wash?
Body wash

Do you chew on your straws?
Sometimes

Do you have curly hair?
It’s naturally wavy, sometimes I curl it

Where did you go today?
Work, Mum’s, home - ooh, exciting

What 1 item do you always pick up at the grocery store?
I’m not that predictable

What is something you say a lot?
You tell me?

Do you think you are pretty?
I don’t know, sometimes wish I did

What are you doing tonight?
Making the shoes for Friday

What was your last missed call?
Iulia, my Romanian friend - pocket call

Do you have a nickname?
Robin

What are you listening to?
Right now - Emiliana Torrini - Sunny Road

Is there anyone you like right now?
Uh-huh

Did you cry today?
Not yet, haha

How big is your bed?
Double

Do you know someone with the same birthday as you?
A few people, I think Robbie Williams is the same as mine, and maybe Abe Lincoln… I could google but I don’t care enough

Do you have a globe in your house?
Not that I know of

Number of pillows you sleep with?
3

What type of watch do you wear?
My phone tells me the time

Can you play pool?
I can’t, I just aim to hit, but sometimes I can be really flukey

Craziest place you have slept?
Nowhere really, I’m a fussy sleeper

Would you ever lie to get an ex back?
Nope

Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes, sucks

Do you still love your ex?
Not in that way, no

Ever kissed your friend’s boyfriend or girlfriend?
No

If given a chance, would you like to have your ex back?
No

Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it?
I hope not, that would be weird

What last made you laugh?
My boss at work

What were you doing last night around 3 am?
Sleeping

If you HAD to kiss someone right now, who would it be?
Will of course :)

Have you ever slapped someone?
Who hasn’t?

What was the last thing you drank?
Wine

Do you think there are circumstances when it’s okay to wait for someone?
Yeah, there are circumstances for everything

Is there anyone in the room with you?
I hope not…

Are you wearing anything on your feet?
Sexy pink slipper boots from Primark

What’s your last scar from?
No Idea

Can you count on anyone to be there for you, always?
No, not ALWAYS, but there are a couple that would be there 99% of the time

Do you ever miss your past?
Yes, being carefree

Is it possible to be single and happy?
Yes, I have been for the last year

Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive

Will you sleep alone tonight?
Yup

Do you think being “heart broken” is as bad as people say?
Yes, had it once, it hurts

Do you prefer ily, or i love you?
WTF?

Who’s car were you in last?
My own

Would you rather date someone older than you or younger?
Older

Are you aiming anyone while doing this?
Yes, with my sniper rifle

Will you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend in 6 months?
Hope so

Have you ever been so embarrassed that you cried?
It takes A LOT for me to be embarassed - also keeping that answer

Do you live near your friends?
Some

Please take into consideration that I am not you, just because you feel a certain way about something, does not mean that I should too. Yes, I fall easily, yes, I fall hard, yes, I put my all into something immediately, even if it means me getting hurt and yes, I bounce back as quick as I fall. This is how I work with everything. That, in no way, gives you the right to tell me that what I am doing is right or wrong, it is my decision, I am hurting no one. I like being me, Please do not try and force your opinions and or advice on me unless asked for, I’ve coped the past 23 years without it, I certainly don’t need it now, the only person I will remotely tolerate this behaviour from is my Mother, and she pushed me out of her womb, did you? No? Ok then.

I cannot learn from ‘your mistakes’, I need to learn from my own. And I’m sensible enough to know how not to COMPLETELY fuck things up, so I’ll be fine.

My family is MY business, don’t ever judge me for how I react to them, or treat them. I have my reasons for everything I do. As a friend says, frequently, every person has a secret, that if you knew it, it would break your heart. It’s true, and it will.

I’m open and honest about everything I do, there are no hidden motives, if I want attention, I’ll ask for it, if I like you, I’ll tell you. If you’re in my life, then that means I like you, please don’t ask for reassurance.

If I forget to ask how your day/show/haircut/date/YEAR was, I’m sorry, just tell me how it was. Don’t get mad at me because I didn’t ask. I’ll listen if you speak.

Being this way, makes me the happy, random person I am, please don’t try and change that, because I WILL tell you to fuck off.

I’m going my way, you go yours, and I’ll see you along the way somewhere…

Sincerely, Abi

jodib:

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 5 year old again.

• I want to go to McDonald’s and think that it is a four star restaurant.

• I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples in a pond with rocks.

• I want to think M&M’s are better than money because you can eat them.
• I want to lie under a big oak tree and watch the ants march up its trunk.
• I want to run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer’s day.
• I want to go fishing and care more about catching the minnows along the shore than the big bass in the lake.
• I want to think the world is fair.
• I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all I knew about were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes. When I didn’t know what I know now. When all I knew was to be happy because I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should make me worried.
• I want to think that a quarter is worth more than a dollar bill because it is prettier and weighs more.
• I want to think that everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible.
• I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things in life again.

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, dreams, the imagination, the Tooth Fairy, a kiss that makes a boo-boo go away, making angels in the snow, and that my dad is the strongest person in the world.